The Union of Social Imperialist Workers Republics is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Lagunov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 979 million Socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Administrative Capital District. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist economy, worth 100 trillion Workers Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,151 Workers Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and General Secretary Lagunov has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Imperialist Workers Republics's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Social Imperialist Workers Republics is ranked 40,477^th in the world and 646^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,163.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.